Oh Malacca Baby!

So we received a wedding invitation by Cikong...

OMG Cikong is getting married!

-_-

(Boys, I will not write in detail the 'actual' conversation. Hahahaha)

Location: Aza's House

Reason: Waiting for Fuzz Fuzz texted me at 11am, "I tengah panas engine, then OTW"

But he arrived Aza's place at 12.30noon

(despite the fact that he stays only in Shah Alam)

We all made a conclusion that he came from Malacca,

sebab tu it took him 1 hour 30 minutes to arrive Aza's place.

Sigh.

Carry on...

We're ready to go!

Siap ada 'bekal' lagi.

Hahahaha WTF

Yessss... I see Melaka!

"We finally made it!"

Mike, I don't know why you gave me that serious look.

And Aza. *ahaks*

Chewah. Cikong atau nama sebenar, Azri.

Siap ada banner seh.

Fooooood!

We were all so hungry.

Sampai-sampai terus dapat duduk VIP Table.

Happy gitu.

Hasil artwork Faliq Ekzoz, begitu creative.

Kena marah dengan Mike pasal pijak kasut baru putih.

Sorry la Mike -_-

The Pengantin

Sigh..

The Boys. All grown up but not so grown up. LOL

Time to Jalan-jalan Melaka!

Tengah jalan-jalan, sekali jumpa Cendol tepi jalan atas Kubur Cina.

Takkan la nak miss peluang makan cendol atas Kubur Cina.

Yummy! Habis semua! Thanks Kandar coz belanja! :)


A Famosa Time.. Mike so excited -_-

"Aza, you hulur cinta you pada I."
Hahahaha dah macam nak buat videoclip


Handphone Faliq layak mendapat ruang di A-Famosa bersama barang-barang antik lain.

Aza and Po.
Aww so sweet -_-

Dah habis makan cendol,
Dah habis jalan-jalan A-Famosa,
Singgah di Shell untuk refuel minyak, kerana minyak Shell terbaik.
(Hahahaha sempat lagi promosi Shell)

Okay, excuse what they're doing.

I don't know these boys.

Hahahaha -_-

Dinner time! Seafood Yum

The dinner cost us ONLY RM130!

Can you believe it?

Ikan, sotong, kerang, sayur, nasi lemak, air berapa jug,

RM130 for 11 of us!

*thumbs up*

Now it's late.. Dah pukul 10 malam, masa untuk pulang

I was happily sleeping in the car, when suddenly I was woken up because of the speed.

"Hoi, drive laju laju ni apsal?" I asked Harry.

"Game best, England vs Germany. Nak tengok."

I was like, Hmmm WTF sekarang baru nak tengok.

FYI we decided NOT TO WATCH the game when we decided to eat dinner @ Melaka,

but suddenly Faliq was surfing the net and found out the game was a good one, so they thought they could actually TRY TO catch the match at home.

Hahaha, no way.

Mana tak terkejut,

I woke up, and saw Harry was driving like this:-

Boleh ke dua-dua kaki dekat atas seat?

Ada ke orang memandu macam ni??

And, when I asked Faliq to wear seatbelt,

This is what I got, behind.

Budak saiko di belakang.

Sigh.

I got back home safely, FYI.

Much love.

Fitting In

Despite my 2010 goal to lose weight, I actually gained weight.

Sigh*

I can't fit in 'nicely' to ANY OF MY WORKING PANTS.

But I've been telling myself for the past 2 months that:-

1) It's probably the material - shrink

2) It's probably water in my body

3) I'll lose weight and can actually fit into them again

So each day before I go to work, (or the night before)

I will keep on trying those pants, and to much disappointment,

(Haha dah tahu gemuk lagi nak terkejut kecewa.. LOL)

every night,

I obviously still can't fit into any of them.

Then I'll whine.

2 Months, and

WHINE NO MORE!!!!

And NO, I DID NOT LOSE WEIGHT,

I just decided to:-

GET RID OF ALL THE PANTS THAT I CAN NO LONGER FIT INTO.

*pffftttt*

*waves goodbye*

I will no longer try to fit into you.

Since my way forward was no longer to

A) lose weight and try to fit into the pants,

obviously I had to move to plan B, which is much simpler

B) Just buy new pants that can actually fit me

Hahahaha LOL "Big Results FAST" - as quoted by Idris Jala (I love you)

Cheh cheh cheh..

Fitting time..

You know I'm trying on size XS and this is how it looked on me,

It made my day, really.

Hahahaha padahal seluar itu memang oversized fashion,

but so what,

I still feel 'small' and XS as compared to reality.

And tadAaaa***

I now have working pants that I can actually wear!!!!!

Saje je nak tunjuk bahawa masih muat size XS.

Hahahahaha WTF

(Zara is prolly d ONLY brand I can wear XS FYI)

*** so happy ***

And oh, also bought me 2 amazing books.

You guys should really read it.

Gold Snake

I have a new fixation.

Snakes.

Weird.

Question for you: Guess who is in that BBM screen? ;)

And this..

After searching high and low,

I FINALLY FOUND IT!

Snake bracelet!

Isn't it the cutest?

And of course, some Ops-do-I really-need-them? things I got,

Ha ha what an awesome manicure huh.

Good night :)

Happy Father's Day

For Father's Day, I went out to get Dad his Father's Day present.

(with The Family, everyone, except Abg Feizal who is in Belgium to play football. Sigh! So unfair, but that's besides the point. Abg Feizal if you are reading this, please bring me back something)

Tadaaaa*

A very happy man, indeed!

Then I got him custom made Happy Father's Day cupcakes.

See the cartoon?

That's Dad, dengan misai kumis & specs.

Aww so cute.

And if you're wondering why there's cartoons of cars in the cupcakes..

Ahem, that's my secret message to Dad.. Hahahahaha

Look at Aliff, I don't know why he's so grumpy.

Ha ha.

And, ready....

Look at Baby Elena...

(Notice how fascinated she is with the cupcakes?

Mulut pun sampai terbuka. Tangan dah standby grab the box..)

And Tadaaaa!!!

Elena's artwork.

(Hancur cupcakes tu :( .. Haha )

After lunch, we had lots of snacking.

And yet I often wonder why I can't fit into any of my working pants.

Sigh*

Getting bored and tired.

Babysitting Aliff while everyone else disappears.

I bought board games.

Ha ha.

For old times sake.

Kak Ija saw these 2 T-Shirts, and said, "This is so you."

I just had to get them, LOL

Family is XOXO, Family is LOVE.

Family is everything.

Happy Father's Dad.

My Father, My hero.

*thumbs up*

Every Handbag has got its Story

After Dad's tremendous effort to transform my room,

I've been given a week's notice to clean up my room.

Clean or, out?

I don't think he'd ever throw me out,

I even requested to stay on my own.

He obviously rejected that application.

I don't think he can live without me.

(Brothers and Sister, if you are reading this, please admit this FACT. Ha ha)

Bilik dah macam pasar borong.

Dear Friends,

if you hear me wanting to buy new handbags,

or see me about to buy a new handbag,

please slap my face and stop me.

Mom asked me to actually give away some of the handbags,

but I... I just couldn't.

H said, "Apa kata you donate dekat orang lain? Mungkin mereka lagi memerlukannya. "

I thought about it for a while, and came to this conclusion.

"A girl should never donate her handbags. Or shoes."

It's like part of their soul.

Ha ha. OK bad.

I donated my clothes instead :)

PS> I managed to clean up and organize the room!

*applause*

Shell VPower-97

Aku selalu dengar orang merungut tidak suka akan kerja mereka.

Aku, tidak.

I honestly love my job.

(Dear Boss, are you reading this? Ha ha ha)

Okay, let us put aside the fact, that come on, everyone gets lazy every once in a while.

I am lazy.

Always was.

Always will.

But it does not mean I hate my job.

I love what I do.

Like today, I get to launch Shell's latest fuel.

It's called V-Power 97.

You know, V-Power Racing, the fuel that Ferrari uses?

V-Power Racing Fuel will cost you RM2.43 per litre, but it is made with higher RON.

So now, we have this V-Power 97, which means, it's V-Power Technology, which means, it has Friction Modification Technology, that will clean your engine, and lubricates the part in your engine that normal lubricant can't, and in result, will gives you better performance and fuel economy.

Well, that's the layman's term.

And it is priced at Ron 97, which means it's only RM2.05! What?? What a deal! So why fuel up at any other Oil Co? Shell gives you V-Power at RM2.05!

If you want the technical details of it, do visit any Shell sites, we have brochures for you to read.

Anyway, as a Territory Manager, I woke up to 15th June feeling all hyped up and texted everyone,

"Hey everyone, Today's VP-97 official launch! Let's do this!"

That morning, I started by journey by visiting one of my cashiers in one of the Shell sites under me.

FYI, He requested 'One on One' photo kerana mahu hantar balik Bangladesh :)

Then of course, I just had to promote VP-97 outside!

Yes, everyone.. Fill up full tank and get a free limited edition Fan.

Ha ha. I got mine.

Have you gotten yours? :)

Then I continued my journey by visiting as many Shell sites as I can, to make sure all the balloons I arranged for earlier is nicely installed and decorated, and all the site staff are hyped up to promote the new VP-97!

Sometimes I think I'm way more excited than they are.

He he he

And after my morning visits, of course, time for the official launch!

It was held at Sunway Hotel.

We invited 150 out of 900+ Shell Retailers, Shell Staff, Police, Media, Ministry, etc.

I just couldnt' resist taking photo in this car.

Sorry everyone cemburu lihat I can fit into that thing.

Ha ha -_-

Photo with some of my Retailers

Yes I have hot Retailers! :)

My teammate. That's NN beside me! XOXO

H and I

The rest of my team :)

So yeah, as you can see, I had an awesome day launching the new fuel, VPower 97.

And even though it's really tiring, I must say I'm really looking forward to keep growing our volume.

The more volume we get, the more money Shell gets.

The more money Shell gets, the more money I get.

The more money I get, the more I get to save.

The more I get to save, the faster I get to *insert your own*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Goodbye.

Baby's Note to Me

"What are you doing, Baby?"

Punya la tekun melukis sampai duduk atas meja :)

So cute.

Tak puas meja, dia layan atas lantai pulak

Siap fold seluar panjang jadi seluar pendek.

Supaya senang movement.

Hahaha

Siap coloring sampai mata pun nak masuk buku tu.

Hahaha

Oooooooooohhh...

And I love you too, Baby.

And then he wrote, Titie is a doll.

Tapi dia eja doll > dol.

Precious!

How can I not love you?

Lifted & Shifted

If I were to speak metaphorically about myself today,
I would ask myself,
Why do I keep hitting myself with a hammer?

I bang the hammer to my head, constantly
*tang*tang*tang*

Ignoring the blood dripping all over my face.

The pain must have been orgasmic.
Like estacy, maybe.

And then, you screamed, "Why do you keep hitting youself with a hammer!"

My answer?
"Because it feels so damned good, when I stop."

******** Because sometimes, the pain could have been orgasmic. Like estacy, maybe.
and Because sometimes,
when you stop the pain, you are lifted higher than orgasm.

Delivery at Work

PS> I'd probably gain 5 kilos, just for this.

Varina

I know in April I promised myself that I will NOT buy shoes for the next 6 months,

but how can a girl say NO to these?

Tonight, both of them are sleeping with me

-_- (shifty eyes)

And yes..

I got a matching bag as well.

Isn't it the cutest?

(Walaupun Kak Ija kata takde lah matching pun. Ha ha)