Good in Bed

Saturday night outing with the boys.

Mike:- "Aku belajar satu theori harini.
How a man eats reflect how he is in bed."

"Really. So, how do you eat?"

Mike:- "Aku makan laju, tapi kerap."

*hahahaha wtf.
"Aza, you?"

Aza:- "I makan slow & lamaaa.
Tapi, kalau camtu lah theory nya, I makan slowww pastu laju.
Slowwww pastu laju. Flexible."

*ROFL
Boys.
I then looked at him & without even asking him the same question,

I grinned to myself, as a stereotyped image popped into my head.
Kalau kita lihat style orang Cina makan,
usually makan laju,
one slurp dah settle, LICIN satu mangkuk noodle.
dengan soup soup nya skali.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
;)

* okay bye bye.

Patchi Chocolates

*krrrkkk**krrrrk*

"What are you doing?"

*krrrrkkk*krrrrk* (ini adalah bunyi nak unwrap wrapper chocolate yer)
"Umm, nothing. Eating chocolate."

"At 2am? You sure?

"Yeah, It's Patchi. I love them. It's like a treat. Why?"

"Patchi? So? Put it away. It's 2am already."

"Why? If I get fat, will you stop loving me?"

"Yes."

*** and like my brother likes to say it, "*hahahaha wtf*

Our Weekends.

Grocery shopping, minum petang & dinner.

Hari Kekasih

Maka tahun 2009 bermula sesuatu yang baru.

14th February 2009.
I am a sucker for everything sweet & romantic.
Yes, everybody that KNOWS me KNOWS I am a sucker for Valentines Day.

A REAL SUCKER.

So when I told my best friend Adilah this morning that I was NOT celebrating Valentines this year, she simply said
"What? You? No more Valentines?"

IYA.
2009 adalah permulaan sesuatu yang baru.
In January I got a lovely organizer from someone, an Islamic Organizer.
Ada emphasis tentang haramnya menyambut "Hari Kekasih."

I thought to myself,
"Maybe this year would be a good year NOT to celebrate Valentines."

So, when I asked him "Bee, Are we celebrating Valentines?"
and when he said, "Bukan Haram ke?"
Either it was Haram, or he's just NOT romantic (mailto:!wtf!!@#%23T%H^)^Y@%23W%23$R#),
I just smiled.

IYA.
"Maybe this year would be a good year to NOT celebrate Valentines."

Ingat Pesan Ibu

Sudah 1 minggu Mama pesan:-

1) Papan gosok baju
2) Tempat gantung baju

Tapi,

leka, leka, leka.

Maka, semalam,

trolley di tolak.

"Syurga di bawah tapak kaki Ibu."

(Gambar hiasan)

31st January 2009

"Buat apa hari ini?"

Let's go!

Asap menjadi Bulan

Semalam teman En Rambut Lalang pergi makan-makan di condo Boss-nya di SentulWest.

Lepas tu, dengan tak malunya, bergambar2 dekat situ macam kitorang duduk di situ.

En Rambut Lalang ini memang malas melayan kerenah saya.

Macamana kami bersama setiap hari tanpa ending up killing each other pun saya pelik dan kagum, pasal dia memang kata perangai saya ni "menjengkelkan" dan saya pula rasa dia ni "membencikan."

Ha tengok tu, tak ke membencikan?

Ini adalah Poolnya. Infinity pool, OK.

For 30 seconds, I mentally imagine myself staying here and tiba-tiba hati senyum.

Then I told En Rambut Lalang I want to stay in someplace like here & he said

"Let's go rob a bank first." Kecewa. Kecewa.

Anyway, tengok arrow di gambar tu. Nampak macam bulan, tapi camera ni memang bijak menipu, pasal itu hanyalah asap rokok En Rambut Lalang.

Kalau asap rokok boleh nampak macam Bulan, TANPA di edit,
bayangkanlah semua gambar manusia yang berada di Internet.

Seperti yang selalu dipesan kepada Azam semasa dia KUSYUK surf "benda-benda-yang-tak-patut-diSURF-oleh-budak-lelaki-bawah-umur",

"Adik, jangan percaya pada gambar2 di Internet, semua tu edit PHOTOSHOP baik punya."

Jika anda rasa gambar saya kurus, itu adalah kerana saya telah edit oleh Adik yang terror Photoshop.

Jika anda rasa gambar saya montel...

well, HELLO!
Itu adalah gambar yang Azam MALAS nak edit.

Maka, jangan lah percaya apa apa yang dilihat di Internet, kerana Asap pun boleh jadi Bulan.

Malam Ini, Maafkanlah.

Kadang-kadang, hidup ni, jadi leka.
Memang leka.

Kita go thru one day at a time,
sungguh BUSY, sungguh....

Makin hari makin sibok.
Makin hari makin jauh.
and kita jadi leka.
Leka dengan kehidupan.

Leka dengan duniawi.
Lupa tanggungjawab sebenar.

Kadang-kadang kita leka sangat,
tapi Allah tetap sayang kita, kasi kita kesedaran.

Ya Allah, terima kasih malam nie.

Terkenang dekat Arwah Sara,
I miss you so much.
Terkenang masa hari raya main mercun sama-sama.
Beli baju tidur design sama.
Kita suka main masak masak, kan?
Pergi cuti sana sini.
Beli barang semua sama aja.

Growing up,
I didn't take the chance to really spend that much time with you.

And now that you're gone,
Memang susah, susah sangat nak terima.

Ya Allah..
Ampunlah.

Malam ni saya menangis lagi teringat Sara.
Dia baik, dia kecil lagi.
Tak, jangan salah faham, saya tak pertikaikan pemergian dia,
Saya redha.
Saya terima.

Tapi,
Malam ni, saya terkenang & air mata terus berlinang.
Ada orang cakap, "Jangan nangis, itu takdir."
Ada orang cakap, "Not all are beautiful as it might seem."
Yer, saya tahu semua tu.

Saya terima takdir, saya memang terima.
Tapi,
Air mata tetap nak jatuh.
Saya rindu.
Maafkanlah.

If I knew Italy was our last trip together,
I would have spend all the time I had with you.
I'm sorry I never took the time.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

Sara, forgive me for crying tonight.
I miss you.

Insya Allah kita bertemu lagi.

27th January 2009

25th January 2009

My lazy Sunday!