Malam

Aku pergi pub.
Dengan Boss.
(Macam takde kawan lain kan? hahaha wtf)

Dengar muzik; zaman Enam-puluhan.
Zaman-zaman dia.

Iya, aku pun belum lahir.
Kakak aku pun belum lahir.
Ibu bapa aku pun belum kahwin.
Yes, zaman itu.

Keluar lagu The Marvelettes,
dia terus nyanyi, "Hey, Mr Postman...."
Aku ketawa sampai keluar air mata.
(Sila download, ok)

Kemudian, dia hisap rokok.
Aku jadi hairan.
"But, you don't smoke," aku kata.

"Peer pressure." dia jawab.

Aku kata, "If you feel the need to be one of us (the young ones), smoking's not the way. Smoking is so last season."

"Then? What's in, this season?" dia tanya, sambil buang puntung rokok.

Aku senyum.
"First of all, you gotta stop singing that song. Try Black Eyed Peas or something."

and,
"Flaming Lamborghini."

Baru la betul, kan?

(My Boss' bukan Islam, maka minuman ini kurang haram baginya. Harap maklum. Hahaha wtf Disclaimer.)

Kids, don't drink.
(Kawan-kawan adik aku ramai baca blog ini,
Jangan nak deny)