Saturday, November 28, 2009

Te Echo de Menos


Sebenarnya;

Jika kau tanya aku,
Apa perkara aku paling kurang gemar tentang muka aku;
Aku pasti akan jawab, "My nose."
(Iya, I don't like it. OK?:)

Semalam, dia kata, "I miss you."
Aku senyum.
(I've been away for a week now, and a week more to go)

Aku tanya, "What's the thing you miss the most about me?"
(I was hoping he'd say my sense of humor, my intelligence, my charm, HAHA, OK, whatever)

Instead, he gave me an interesting answer.
Dia jawab, "Your nose."

Aku senyum.

*************** Benar kata Yasmin Ahmad dalam iklan Funeral itu. It's the imperfection that makes us perfect.
PS> And no, I did not go out with that cutest Spanish boy.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Geram




Tonton TV.


Perlu ke duduk gaya yang serupa dan menggunakan bantal yang sama?


*grins*


Thursday, November 19, 2009

Mojo

Semua orang perlu 'mojo' untuk lakukan sesuatu.
'Mojo' membawa pelbagai erti & ia boleh datang dalam pelbagai bentuk.

Tanpa 'mojo' ini, kau hilang upaya.
Hilang fokus.
Hilang kawalan.
Hilang inspirasi.
Hilang sinar.
- - - - - - , - - - - - , - - - - - ..
(Dan pelbagai jenis hilang lagi, sila kau isi tempat kosong)

Malam ini,
(Iya, malam ini..)
'Mojo' aku, datang, dalam bentuk seorang manusia.

Manusia tampan.

Aku punya 'mojo' tampan, malam ini.
Aku punya.

********** Dan saat itu, semua benda yang aku hilang (setelah kau isi tempat kosong), aku dapat kembali.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Anti-Virus

Aku punya kecewa pada pagi semalam,
Kalah perasaan kecewa aku apabila putus cinta.

Not for long.
(I managed to fix the iPhone within 3 hours)

Alangkah indah jika aku dapat baiki semua perasaan kecewa
(termasuk perasaan kecewa putus cinta)
secepat mana aku dapat baiki virus di iPhone aku?

Indah, bukan?

Monday, November 16, 2009

Rosak

By now you should know that my iPhone dah kena virus,
SEMUA game dan applications aku sudah berhenti responding.
& I am so disappointed.
(Did you curse me?)

Aku punya kecewa pada pagi ini,
Kalah perasaan kecewa aku apabila putus cinta.


Sunday, November 15, 2009

iPhone 3GS - The Greatest Gadget Ever

Aku terima teks,
"Choose me, or iPhone. NOW."
(By now, you should know that I play with the iPhone all the time, and maybe, sometimes, neglecting the world)
Aku duduk termenung.

Pandang iPhone hadiah(bribery) dari dia.

(By now, you should know that he might have regretted getting me this, because maybe, most of the time, he's neglected)
Aku baca teks itu semula.
Buat pilihan.

Aku balas,
"You."

Then I continued playing Bejewelled from the iPhone.

**** Siapa kata sukar untuk beri jawapan politikal?

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Antara Fiksyen Dan Realiti

Aku baru lepas tengok cerita tentang gadis gemuk.
Iya, gemuk.

Bukan gempal, tembam, montel,
Tetapi, gemuk.

Walaupun rambut dia kerinting, cantik,
Semua orang kata dia hodoh.
Pasal dia gemuk.

Tapi, dia rasa dia cantik.
Jadi, dia masuk Beauty Pageant.
(Typical cerita Mat Salleh)

Dalam cerita itu,
Sudah tentu ada Si Cantik, kurus, awesome, sexy.

Dan, secara tipikal juga,
Si Cantik obviously a bitch & akhirnya kalah dalam competition itu.

Tetapi, di realiti, aku tak pernah lihat lagi Si Cantik dikalahkan oleh si Gemuk?

Cantik adalah subjektif, mereka kata.

Tetapi, bila datangnya masa itu?
Apabila di realiti,
Di dunia; hari-hari ini, yang kita lalui,
Si Gemuk akan di label cantik
Dan akan kalahkan Si Cantik dari segi rupa?


***** Kenapa kalau orang gemuk kata, "I know I am beautiful", kita rasa ia begitu inspirational,
Tetapi, apabila orang cantik kata, "I know I am beautiful", kita kata mereka vain?

Friday, November 6, 2009

Asalkan Kau Tidak Kantoi, It's OKAY

Kita semua hidup dalam penipuan.

Mencipta suatu fantasi untuk mengaburi realiti,
(manusia bijak calls it Facade)

Atau,
Mempercayai sesuatu mimpi masa depan yang bakal mengganti ketidakpuasan masakini.
(manusia bijak calls it Faith)

Everybody lies.
Yang membezakan adalah tahap penipuan yang kita cipta.

Terus terang, aku tidak kisah kau mahu tipu pada tahap mana.
Setinggi gunung, sedalam laut, itu kau punya suka.

Everybody lies.

Aku terima semua penipuan, selagi aku percaya itu bukan penipuan.
(Confusing?)

"What we don't know, won't hurt us."
Clear & simple.

Jika kau pilih untuk menipu, (or hide the ugly truth, same difference?)
Tolong lah kau menipu dengan lebih bijak?
Agar aku dan mereka tidak tahu tentang penipuan kau.
And it will stay as your lie, and our truth.

Because,
"What we don't know, won't hurt us."

Dan jika kau incapable to do that,
Don't take the fucking risk to lie to a girl that practically grew up with a bunch of facades; and a dying faith in her heart.

********* It's funny on how the truth has it's hilarious ways to come to you.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Little Monster's Birthday Bash

Getting him ready for his party
(Muka dia masam kerana kena paksa untuk memakai costume)
Baby Elena also in a costume! Schmontel!
My best friend's princess.
Baby Lulu!

The Little Monster.
So cute, apabila memakai costume ini, Si Kecil mula bernafas "Hmpphh.. Hmmphh",
(Ala, tiru gaya Darth Vader dalam Starwars, kan dia ada breathing issue?)
Pinatas!
Time to whack the Pinatas!
But before that.. give me your angry face...
(The kids have to pose their angry faces in order to whack the Pinatas.. Hehe)
Ini champion muka tergarang!
Kill the attendant!
Tiba-tiba muncul si Pocong (macamana mahu eja?)
Si Devil melepak dengan Si Pocong.
Hahaha we just had to take this shoot. -_-
Time to blow your cake & make a wish!
Okay bye nowwww!
(Aren't they just the cutest?)

Kids Say the Cutest Thing #2

The Little Monster received loads of presents today.
(Yes, we threw him a Costume birthday party today; oh my the kids were the cutest; I shall upload the photos in the next entry; I feel like squashing each one of them!)

The Little Monster & I were busy opening all the presents he got from his friends..

Look at his happy face!


Kami buka hadiah demi hadiah;
Until we came to this one..
(Sila lihat muka teruja Si Kecil mendapat Transformers itu)

Si Kecil begitu gembira mendapat hadiah itu, maka terus menjerit,
"YEAY!!! Look! I got OCTOPUS PRIME!"

******* He never fails to amuse me.
Optimus Prime jadi Octopus Prime pulak. So cute ;)